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'For a wer I quietly knuckl't,'but whan naething wou'd prevail,'Up my claes and cash I buckl't,'Bess! for ever fair ye well.
'Then her din grew less and less aye,'haith I gart her change her tune:'Now a better wife than Bessynever stept in leather shoon.
'Try this, Watty———Whan ye see her'raging like a roarin flood,'Swear that moment that you'll lea' her;'that's the way to keep her gude.'
Laughing, sangs, and lasses' skirls,echo'd now out thro' the roof,Done: quo Pate, and syne his arlesnail't the Dyster's wauket loof.
I' the thrang o' stories telling,shaking hauns and ither cheer;Swith! a chap comes on the hallan,'Mungo! is our Watty here?'
Maggie's weel kend tongue and hurry,darted thro' him like a knife;Up the door flew———like a furyin came Watty's scawlin wife.
'Nasty, gude for-naething being!'O ye snuffy, drunken sow!'Bringan wife and weans to ruin,'drinkin here wi' sic a crew!
'De'il nor your twa legs were broken!'sic a life nae flesh endures.——'Toilen like a slave to sloken'you, you dyvour and your 'hores!
'Rise! ye drunken beast o' Bethel!'drink's your night and day's desire:'Rise! this precious hour! or faith I'll'sling your whisky in the fire!'