Cornhuskers/Potato Blossom Songs and Jigs
POTATO BLOSSOM SONGS AND JIGS
- Rum tiddy um,
- tiddy um,
- tiddy um tum tum.
My knees are loose-like, my feet want to sling their selves.
I feel like tickling you under the chin—honey—and a-asking: Why Does a Chicken Cross the Road?
When the hens are a-laying eggs, and the roosters pluck-pluck-put-akut and you—honey—put new potatoes and gravy on the table, and there ain't too much rain or too little:
- Say, why do I feel so gabby ?
- Why do I want to holler all over the place?
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- and I said all is yours
- the handfuls of nothing?
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I bring a concertina after sunset under the apple trees.
I bring out "The Spanish Cavalier" and "In the Gloaming, O My Darling."
The oats in the valley run a mile.
Between are the green and marching potato vines.●●● Old foundations of rotten wood.
An old barn done-for and out of the wormholes ten-legged roaches shook up and scared by sunlight.
So a pickax digs a long tooth with a short memory.
Fire can not eat this rubbish till it has lain in the sun. ●●● The story lags.
The story has no connections.
The story is nothing but a lot of banjo plinka planka plunks.
●●● In Burlington long ago
And later again in Ashtabula
I said to myself:
- I wonder how far Ophelia went with Hamlet.
What else was there Shakespeare never told?
There must have been something.
If I go bugs I want to do it like Ophelia.
There was class to the way she went out of her head. ●●● Does a famous poet eat watermelon?
Excuse me, ask me something easy.
The Japanese bring slices of watermelon into pictures.
The black seeds make oval polka dots on the pink meat.
Summer mornings I smell new wood and the river wind along with peaches.
I listen to the steamboat whistle hong-honging, hong-honging across the town.
And once I saw a teameo straddling a street with a hay-rack load of melons. ●●● Niggers play banjos because they want to.
The explanation is easy.
It is the same as why boys buy a nickel's worth of peanuts and eat them and then buy another nickel's worth.
Newsboys shooting craps in a back alley have a fugitive understanding of the scientific principle involved.
The jockey in a yellow satin shirt and scarlet boots, riding a sorrel pony at the county fair, has a grasp of the theory.- away from a school-room geography lesson
- in April when the crawfishes come out
- and the young frogs are calling
- and the pussywillows and the cat-tails
- know something about geography themselves.
●●● I ask you for white blossoms.
I offer you memories and people.
I offer you a fire zigzag over the green and marching vines.
I bring a concertina after supper under the home-like apple trees.
I make up songs about things to look at:
- potato blossoms in summer night mist filling the garden with white spots;
- a cavalryman's yellow silk handkerchief stuck in a flannel pocket over the left side of the shirt, over the ventricles of blood, over the pumps of the heart.