A Song of College
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A Song of College
Now the goodly president upon his hind legs rises
Launching on a discourse for the great god Bull,
Praising wealth and civic pride and other things he prizes.
And the organ chants a ditty to the great god Bull.
Blesses all the godly men who’ve strewn our land with roses.
O’er his shoulder hordes of ghosts nod and smirk and stare
As his words place chaplets fair on their Jewish noses.
Testifying power of the great god Bull.
Each with high and weighty problems to present before their classes;
Was it wine or apple brandy Noah guzzled to his fall?
Shall we advocate striped trousers for the masses?
On the glory and the wisdom of the great god Bull.
With sawdust, smoke and hokum to cram each empty skull,
And the teachers serve manure into hands sedate and slow
And all of them burn incense to the great god Bull.
Of students burning incense to the great god Bull.
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