Ainslee's Magazine/The Brightener/Chapter 3
CHAPTER III.
Looking back through my twenty-one and three-quarters years, I divide my life, up to date, into thunderbolts:
Thunderbolt one: Death of my father and mother.
Thunderbolt two: Ghost night at the Abbey.
Thunderbolt three: My marriage to Paolo di Miramare.
Thunderbolt four: The “double blow.”
Thunderbolt five: Beggary!
Which brings me along the road to thunderbolt six.
Mrs. Percy-Hogge was, and is, exactly what you would think from her name, which is why I don't care to dwell at length on the few months I spent brightening her at Bath. It was bad enough living them!
Whole bunches of grandmother's friends were in the Bath zone just then, which is why I chose it; and they were so touched by my widow's weeds that they were charming to Mrs. P.-H., in order to please me. As most of them, though stuffy, were titled,and there were two marchionesses and one duchess, the result for Mrs. Percy-Hogge was brilliant. She, who had never before known any one above a knight-ess, was in paradise. She had taken a fine old Georgian house, furnished from basement to attic by Mallet, and had launched invitations for a dinner party “to meet the Dowager-Duchess of Stoke” when thunderbolt six fell!
Naturally it fell on me, not her, as thunderbolts have no affinity for Hoggs. It fell in the shape of a telegram from Mrs. Carstairs.
- Come London immediately for consultation. Terrible theft at Abbey. Barlows drugged and bound by burglars. Both prostrated. Affair serious. Let me know train. Will meet. Love.
Caroline Carstairs.
I wired in return that I would catch the first train,and caught it. The old lady kept her word, also, and met me. Before her car had whirled us to Berkeley Square I had got the whole story out of her, which was well, as an ordeal awaited me.
I had been sent for in haste because the news of the burglary was not to leak into the papers until, as Mrs. Carstairs expressed it, “those most concerned had come to some sort of understanding.”
“You see,” she added, “this isn't an ordinary theft. There are wheels within wheels, and the insurance people will kick up a row rather than pay. That's why we must talk everything over—you and Sir James and Henry; and Henry is never quite complete without me, so I intend to be in the offing.”
I knew she wouldn't stay there, but that was a detail!
The robbery had taken place the night before, and Sir James himself had been the one to discover it. Complication number one!
He was now a man of leisure, and, instead of reopening his flat in town, had taken up quarters at Courtenaye Coombe to superintend the repairs at the Abbey. His ex-cowboy habits being energetic, he usually walked the two miles from the village and appeared on the scene ahead of the workmen.
This morning he arrived before seven o'clock and went, according to custom, to beg a cup of coffee from Mrs. Barlow. She and her husband occupied the bedroom and sitting room which had been the housekeeper's, but at that hour the two were invariably in the kitchen. Sir Jim let himself in with his key and marched straight to that part of the house. He was surprised to find the kitchen shutters closed and the range fireless. Suspecting something wrong, he went to the bedroom door and knocked. He got no answer; but a second, harder rap produced a muffled moan. The door was not locked. He opened it and was horrified at what he saw: Mrs. Barlow, on the bed, gagged and bound; her husband in the same condition, but lying on the floor; and the atmosphere of the closed room heavy with the fumes of ether.
It was Mrs. Barlow who had managed to answer the knock with a moan. Barlow was deeper under the spell of the drug than she, and, it appeared afterward, in a more serious condition.
The old couple had no story to tell, for they recalled nothing of what had happened. They had made the rounds of the house as usual at night, and had then gone to bed. Barlow did not wake from his stupor until the village doctor came to revive him with stimulants, and Mrs. Barlow's first gleam of consciousness was when she heard dimly Sir James knocking.
As soon as Sir Jim had attended to the sufferers he hurried out and sent one of the workmen, who had come, back to Courtenaye Coombe for the doctor and the village nurse. The moment Sir Jim was free, he set off on a voyage of discovery round the house, and soon learned that a big haul had been effected. The things taken were all small in size, but in value immense; and circumstantial evidence suggested that the thief or thieves knew precisely what they wanted as well as where to get it.
In the picture gallery a portrait of King Charles I., given by himself to a General Courtenaye of the day, had been cleverly cut out of its frame, also a sketch of the Long Water at Hampton Court, painted and signed by King Charles. The green drawing-room was deprived of its chief treasure, a quaint sampler embroidered by the hand of Queen Mary of Scots for her “faithful John Courtenaye.” From the Chinese boudoir a Buddha of the Ming period was gone and a jewel box of marvelous red lacquer, presented by Li Hung Chang to my grandmother. The silver cabinet in the oak dining room had been broken open, and a teapot, sugar bowl, and cream jug given by Queen Anne to an ancestress were absent. The china cabinet in the same room was bared of a set of green-and-gold coffee cups presented by Napoleon I. to a French great-great grandmother of mine; and from the big dining hall adjoining a Gobelin panel woven for the Empress Josephine, after the wedding picture by David, had vanished.
A few bibelots were missing, also, here and there: snuff boxes of Beau Nash and Beau Brummel; miniatures, old paste brooches, and buckles reminiscent of Courtenaye beauties, and a fat watch that had belonged to George IV.
“All my pet things!” I mourned.
“Don't say that to any one except me,” advised Mrs. Carstairs. “My dear, bits of a letter torn into tiny pieces—a letter from you—were found in the Chinese room, and the insurance people will be hatefully inquisitive!”
“You don't mean to insinuate that they'll suspect me?” I blazed at her.
“Not of stealing the things with your own hands. And if they did, you could easily prove an alibi, I suppose. Still, they're bound to follow up every clew, and bits of paper with your writing on them, apparently dropped by the thieves, do form a tempting clew. You can't help admitting it.”
I did not admit it in the least, but at first glance I couldn't see where the “temptation” lay to steal one's own belongings. But Mrs. Carstairs soon made me see. Though the things were mine in a way, in another way they were not mine. Being heirlooms, I could not profit by them financially. Yet, if I should cause them to disappear, without being detected, I could receive the insurance money with one hand and rake in with the other a large bribe from some supposititious purchaser.
“On the contrary, why shouldn't our brave baronet be suspected of precisely the same fraud, and more of it?” I inquired. “If I could steal the things, so could he. If they're my pets, they may be his. And he was on the spot, with a lot of workmen in his pay! Surely such circumstantial evidence against him weighs more heavily in the scales than a mere scrap of paper against me? I've written Sir Jim once or twice, by the way, on business about the Abbey, since I've been in Bath. All he'd have to do would be to tear a letter up small enough, so it couldn't be pieced together and make sense”
“Nobody's weighing anything in scales against either of you yet,” soothed Mrs. Carstairs; “unless you're doing it against each other! But we don't know what may happen. That's why it seemed best for you and Sir James to come together and exchange blows—I mean, views—at once. He called my husband up by long-distance telephone, early this morning, told him what had happened, and had a pow-wow on ways and means. They decided not to inform the police, but to save publicity and engage a private detective. In fact, Sir J asked Henry to send a good man to the Abbey by the quickest train. He went—the man, I mean; not Henry—and the head of his firm ought to arrive at our flat in a few minutes, now, to meet you and Sir James.”
“Sir James! Even a galloping cowboy can't be in London and Devonshire at the same moment.”
“Oh, I forgot to mention he must have traveled up by your train. I suppose you didn't see him?”
“I did not!”
“He was probably in a smoking carriage. Well, anyhow, he'll soon be with us.”
“Stop the taxi!” I broke in, and stopped it myself by tapping on the window behind the chauffeur.
“Good heavens, what's the matter?” gasped my companion.
“Nothing. I want to inquire the name of that firm of private detectives Sir James Courtenaye got Mr. Carstairs to engage.”
“Pemberton. You must have seen it advertised. But why stop the taxi to ask that?”
“I stopped the taxi to get out and let you run home alone, while I find another cab to take me to another detective. You see, I didn't want to go to the same firm.”
“Isn't one firm of detectives enough at one time on one job?”
“It isn't one job. You're the shrewdest woman I know. You must see that James Courtenaye has engaged his detective to spy upon me, to dog my footsteps, to discover if I suddenly blossom out into untold magnificence on ill-got gains. I intend to turn the tables on him, and when I come back to your flat it will be in the company of my very own little detective.”
Mrs. Carstairs broke into adjurations and arguments. According to her, I entirely misjudged my cousin's motives; and if I brought a detective it would be an insult. But I stopped her by explaining that my man would not give himself away. He would pose as a friend of mine. I would select a suitable person for the part. With that I jumped out of the taxi, and the dear old lady was too wise to stop me She drove sadly home, and I went into the nearest shop which looked likely to own a directory. In that volume I found another firm of detectives with an equally celebrated name. I taxied to their office, explained something of my business, and picked out a person who might pass for a comrade of a socialist princess. He and I then repaired to Berkeley Square; and Sir James and the Pemberton person, also Mr. Carstairs, had not been waiting much more than half an hour when we arrived.
I don't know what my forty-fourth cousin four times removed thought about my dashing in with a strange Mr. Smith, who apparently had nothing to do with the case. And I didn't care. No, not even if he imagined the square-jawed, bulldog creature to be a choice specimen of my circle at Bath. In any case, my Mr. Smith was a vision compared with his Pemberton. As to Sir Jim, I had to acknowledge that he was far from insignificant in personality. If there were to be any battle of wits or manners between us, I couldn't afford to despise him.
When I had met him before I was too utterly overwhelmed to study or even to notice him much, except to see that he was a big, red-headed fellow who loomed unnaturally large when viewed against the light. Now I classified him as resembling a more-than-life-size statue, done in pale bronze, of a red Indian, or a soldier of ancient Rome. The only flaws in the statue were the red hair and the fiery eyes.
My Mr. Smith, as I have explained, wasn't posing as a detective, but he was engaged to stop, look, and listen for all he was worth and tell me his impressions afterward—just as, no doubt, the great Mr. Pemberton was to tell Sir James his.
We talked over the robbery in conclave; we amateurs suggesting theories, the professionals committing themselves to nothing so premature. The sole decision arrived at, and agreed to by all, was to keep the affair among ourselves for the present. This could be managed if only private detectives were employed and the police not brought into the case. When the meeting broke up and I was able to question Mr. Smith, I was disappointed in him. I had hoped and expected, having led up to it by hints, that he would say, “Sir James Courtenaye is in this.” On the contrary, he tactlessly advised me to “put that idea out of my head. There was nothing in it.” I hope he meant the idea, not the head!
“I should say, speaking in the air,” he remarked, “that the caretakers are the guilty parties, or, at least, have had some hand in the business. Though, of course, I might change my mind if I were on the spot.”
I assured him that any one possessed of a mind at all would change it at sight of dear old Barl and Barley. Nothing on earth would make me believe anything against them. Why, if they didn't have almost halos and wings Sir James and the insurance people would have objected to them as guardians. The very fact that they had been kept on, without a word of protest from any one when Courtenaye Abbey was let to Sir James, was, I argued, the best testimonials to the Barlows' character.
Nevertheless, my orders were that Mr. Smith should go to Devonshire and take a room at the Courtenaye Arms, dressed and painted to represent a landscape artist.
“The Abbey is to be opened to the public in a few days, in spite of the best small show things being lost,” I reminded him. “You can see the Barlows and judge of them. But what is much more important, you'll also see Sir James Courtenaye, who lodges in the inn, and can judge of him. In my opinion, he has revenged himself for losing his suit to grab the Abbey and everything in it by taking what he could lay his hands on without being suspected.”
“But you do suspect him!” said Mr. Smith.
“For that matter, so does he suspect me,” I retorted.
“You think so,” the detective amended.
“Don't you?”
“No, princess, I do not.”
“What do you think, then? Or don't you think anything?”
“I do think something.” He tried to justify his earning capacity.
“What, if I may ask?”
“Of course you may ask, princess,” he replied. “But it's too early, yet, for me to answer your question in fairness to myself. About the theft I have not formed a firm theory, but I have about Sir James Courtenaye. I would not have ventured even to mention it, however, if you had not drawn me out, for it is but indirectly concerned with the case.”
“Directly or indirectly, I wish to know it,” I insisted. “And as you're in my employ, I think I have the right.”
“Very well, madam, you shall know it—later,” he said.