Meet Her with a Taximeter
[Verse]
- SHE: If you wished to get
- some attractive little pet
- to yourself for awhile,
- I suppose you'd choose
- those canadian canoes?
- HE: No a boat cramps one's style!
- If you want to spoon
- what a bout a big balloon?
- that's a nice place no doubt,
- SHE: But if you and she
- don't in everything agree,
- There's risk you'd fall out!
- BOTH: If you really want a place
- for an undisturbed embrace!
[Refrain]
- Take her in a Taxy that's the thing to do,
- You can talk in tenderest tone, she's there all alone with you,
- If you want a charming, stolen interview,
- Meet her with a Taximeter which takes only two.
[Verse]
- HE: If the girl should coo
- "I could drive along with you,
- Just forever dear boy!"
- Though it's kindly meant
- ev'ry second cost a cent,
- SHE: And the thought damps one's joy!
- Still it is so snug
- and the Lady you can hug
- in seclusion profound,
- HE: Till the chauffeur chap
- has somme silly-ass mishap
- and a crowd gathers round!
- BOTH: Still we know no better place
- for an undisturbed embrace!
[Refrain]
- Take her in a Taxy that's the thing to do,
- You can talk in tenderest tone, she's there all alone with you,
- If you want a charming, stolen interview,
- Meet her with a Taximeter which takes only two.
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