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ALL QUIET

Slowly I wander through the streets. Occasionally someone speaks to me. I do not delay long for I have little inclination to talk.

On my way back from the barracks a loud voice calls out to me. Still lost in thought I turn round and find myself confronted by a Major. “Can’t you salute?” he blusters.

“Sorry, Major,” I say in embarrassment, “I didn’t notice you.”

“Don’t you know how to speak properly?” he roars.

I would like to hit him in the face, but control myself, for my leave depends on it. I click my heels and say: “I did not see you, Herr Major.”

“Then keep your eyes open,” he snorts. “What is your name?” I give it.

His fat red face is furious. “What regiment?”

I give him full particulars. Even yet he has not had enough. “Where are they?”

But I had had more than enough and say: “Be­tween Langemark and Bixschoote.”

“Eh?” he asks, a bit stupefied.

I explain to him that I arrived on leave only an hour or two since, thinking that he would then trot along. But not at all. He gets even more furious: “You think you can bring your front-line manners

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