When we thrilled to the joy of a million Junes,
And I sought for your soul in the deeps of your eyes?
I would love you, I promised, forever and aye,
And I meant it too; yet, oh, isn’t it odd?
When we met in the Underground to-day
I addressed you as Mary instead of as Maude.
Oh, don’t you remember that moonlit sea,
With us on a silver trail afloat,
When I gracefully sank on my bended knee
At the risk of upsetting our little boat?
Oh, I vowed that my life was blighted then,
As friendship you proffered with mournful mien;
But now as I think of your children ten,
I’m glad you refused me, Evangeline.
Oh, is that moment eternal still
When I breathed my love in your shell-like ear,
And you plucked at your fan as a maiden will,
And you blushed so charmingly, Guenivere?
Like a worshiper at your feet I sat;
For a year and a day you made me mad;
But now, alas! you are forty, fat,
And I think: What a lucky escape I had!
Oh, maidens I’ve set in a sacred shrine,
Oh, Rosamond, Molly and Mignonette,
I’ve deemed you in turn the most divine,
In turn you’ve broken my heart… and yet
It’s easily mended. What’s past is past.
To-day on Lucy I’m going to call;
