DICK.
No, I be’nt much a-feär’d. If vo’k don’t strive
To over-reach me while they be alive,
I don’t much think the dead wull ha’ the will
To come back here to do me any ill.
An’ I’ve a-been about all night, d’ye know,
Vrom candle-lightèn till the cock did crow;
But never met wi’ nothèn bad enough
To be much wo’se than what I be myzuf;
Though I, lik’ others, have a-heärd vo’k zay
The girt house is a-haunted, night an’ day.
JEM.
Aye; I do mind woone winter ’twer a-zaid
The farmer’s vo’k could hardly sleep a-bed,
They heärd at night such scuffèns an’ such jumpèns,
Such ugly naïses an’ such rottlèn thumpèns.
DICK.
Aye, I do mind I heard his son, young Sammy,
Tell how the chairs did dance an’ doors did slammy;
He stood to it—though zome vo’k woulden heed en—
He didden only hear the ghost, but zeed en;
An’, hang me! if I han’t a’most a-shook,
To hear en tell what ugly sheäpes it took.
Did zometimes come vull six veet high, or higher,
In white, he zaid, wi’ eyes lik’ coals o’ vier;
An’ zometimes, wi’ a feäce so peale as milk,
A smileless leädy, all a-deck’d in silk.
His heäir, he zaid, did use to stand upright,
So stiff’s a bunch o’ rushes, wi’ his fright.
JEM.
An’ then you know that zome’hat is a-zeed
Down there in leäne, an’ over in the meäd,
A-comèn zometimes lik’ a slinkèn hound,
Or rollèn lik’ a vleece along the ground.
