If theäsem vo’k could come an’ meäke mwore lands,
If they could teäke wold England in their hands
An’ stratch it out jist twice so big ageän,
They’d be a-doèn some’hat vor us then.
TOM.
But if they wer a-zent to Parli’ment
To meäke the laws, dost know, as I’ve a-zaid,
They’d knock the corn-laws on the head;
An’ then the landlards must let down their rent,
An’ we should very soon have cheaper bread:
Farmers would gi’e less money vor their lands.
JOHN.
Aye, zoo they mid, an’ prices mid be low’r
Vor what their land would yield; an’ zoo their hands
Would be jist where they wer avore.
An’ if theäse men wer all to hold together,
They coulden meäke new laws to change the weather!
They ben’t so mighty as to think o’ frightenèn
The vrost an’ raïn, the thunder an’ the lightenèn!
An’ as vor me, I don’t know what to think
O’ them there fine, big-talkèn, cunnèn,
Strange men, a-comèn down vrom Lon’on.
Why they don’t stint theirzelves, but eat an’ drink
The best at public-house where they do staÿ;
They don’t work gratis, they do get their paÿ.
They woulden pinch theirzelves to do us good,
Nor gi’e their money vor to buy us food.
D’ye think, if we should meet em in the street
Zome day in Lon’on, they would stand a treat?
TOM.
They be a-païd, because they be a-zent
By corn-law vo’k that be the poor man’s friends,
To tell us all how we mid gaïn our ends,
A-zendèn peäpers up to Parli’ment.
