CONTENTS
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The Game of Button . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Sleep 203
Concerning Pictures 208
Modern Warfare 216
Christmas and the New Year 235
On Putting One's Head into One's Belly 242
The American Chair 245
Another "Cold Spell" 249
The Love of County 254
Disintroductions 257
The Tyranny of Fashion 261
Breaches of Promise 282
The Turko-Grecian War 287
Cats of Cheyenne 295
Thanksgiving Day 298
The Hour and the Man 302
Mortuary Electroplating 306
The Age Romantic 311
The War Everlasting 317
On THE Uses of Euthanasia 327
The Scourge of Laughter 338
The Late Lamented 341
Dethronement of the Atom 344
Dogs for the Klondike 348
Monsters and Eggs 355
Music 359
Malfeasance in Office 364
For Standing Room 368
The Jew 373
Why the Human Nose has a Western Exposure 382