'But can the University afford
To be a slave to any kind of board?
A slave?' you shuddering ask. 'Think you it can, Sir?'
'Not at the present moment,' is my answer[1].
I've thought the matter o'er and o'er again,
And given to it all my powers of brain;
I've thought it out, and this is what I make it,
(And I don't care a Tory how you take it:)
It may be right to go ahead, I guess:
It may be right to stop, I do confess:
Also, it may be right to retrogress[2].
So says the oracle, and, for myself, I
Must say it beats to fits the one at Delphi!
To save beloved Oxford from the yoke,
(For this majority's beyond a joke,)
We must combine[3], aye! hold a caucus-meeting[4],
Unless we want to get another beating.
That they should 'bottle' us is nothing new—
But shall they bottle us and caucus too?
- ↑ 'The University cannot afford at the present moment to be delivered over as a slave to any non-academical interest whatever.'
- ↑ 'It may be right to go on, it may be right to stand still, or it may be right to go back.'
- ↑ 'To save the University from going completely under the yoke .... we shall still be obliged to combine.'
- ↑ 'Caucus-holding and wire-pulling would still be almost inevitably carried on to some extent.'