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190  Rhymes and Jingles

Mother’s gone to milk the cow;
Sister’s gone — I don’t know how;
Brother’s gone to get a skin

To wrap the baby bunting in.

Whether it is a nurse or one of the sisters of the infant that is supposed to say this is not quite clear.

Catch a grasshopper, and say to it,—

Grasshopper, grasshopper, give me some molasses,
Or I’ll kill you to-day, and bury you tomorrow.

When you are asked to tell a story, or to furnish amusement of most any sort, you can say,—

I’ll tell you a story
About old Mother Morey,
And now my story's begun;
I’ll tell you another
About her brother,
And now my story is done.

Or you can put it in this form:—

I’ll tell you a story

About Jack a Nory;
And he had a calf,

And that’s half;