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exploring rivers. Send a set of steamboats down the Niger, and another up the Nile. So shall you civilise Africa, and establish stocking factories in Abyssinia and Bambo.
THE REV. DR. FOLLIOTT.
With all submission, breeches and petticoats must precede stockings. Send out a crew of tailors. Try if the king of Bambo will invest inexpressibles.
MR. CROTCHET, JUN.
Gentlemen, it is not for partial, but for general benefit, that this fund is proposed: a grand and universally applicable scheme for the amelioration of the condition of man.
SEVERAL VOICES.
That is my scheme. I have not heard a scheme but my own that has a grain of common sense.
