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CROTCHET CASTLE.
THE REV. DR. FOLLIOTT.
Sir, as good came of it, I shut my eyes, and asked no questions. I suppose he was going to study hydrostatics, and he found himself under the necessity of practising hydraulics.
MR. FIREDAMP.
Sir, you seem to make very light of science.
THE REV. DR. FOLLIOTT.
Yes, sir, such science as the learned friend deals in every thing for every body, science for all, schools for all, rhetoric for all, law for all, physic for all, words for all, and sense for none. I say, sir, law for lawyers, and cookery for cooks: and I wish the learned friend, for all his life, a cook that will pass her time in studying his works; then every dinner he sits down to at home, he will sit on the stool of repentance.
