Curiosities of Olden Times
as the stronger vessel, to receive the scourging intended for his helpmate. The confessor having consented to this substitution, the man knelt in his wife's place, while she retired from the confessional. Whack! whack! went the cat, followed by a moan from the good man's lips.
"Harder!—harder!" ejaculated the wife; "I am a grievous sinner!"
Whack! whack! whack!
"Lay it on!" cried she; "I am the worst of sinners."
Whack! whack! and a howl from the sufferer.
"Never mind his cries, father!" exclaimed she; "remember only my sins. Make him smart here, that I may escape in purgatory."
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