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for another man's goods; he who has it shows out splendidly; when it quits him he is left in the dark—no one can see him!
Hadrian. How many sorts of Fortune have we?
Epictetus. Three: a blind one, hitting none knows how; a crazy one, which gives and instantly snatches it away again; third, and last, a deaf one, who can't hear the prayers of poor wretches.
Hadrian. What are the gods?
Epictetus. Visions! mental deities! Are you timid? then Fear is your god! Are you able to rule your passions? then Religion is your god!
Hadrian. What is the sun?
Epictetus. The splendor of the world! giving and taking away day; a clock measuring the hours!
Hadrian. What is the moon?
Epictetus. A day-helper; eye of night; torch of darkness!
Hadrian. What are the heavens?
Epictetus. An immense dome.
Hadrian. What are the heavens?
Epictetus. The air of the world.
Hadrian. What are the stars?
Epictetus. The destinies of men.
Hadrian. What are the stars?
Epictetus. The boundaries of all government.
Hadrian. What is this earth?
Epictetus. The barn of Ceres.
Hadrian. What is this earth?
Epictetus. The storehouse of life.
Hadrian. What is the sea?
Epictetus. A very uncertain road to travel on.
Hadrian. What is a ship?
Epictetus. An everywhere hotel.
Hadrian. What is a ship?
Epictetus. Neptune's church; an annual packet.
Hadrian. What is a sailor?
Epictetus. A sea lover; a land deserter; a despiser of death and of life too; a client of the waves.
Hadrian. What is sleep?
Epictetus. The image of death.
Hadrian. What is night?
Epictetus. The laborer's rest; the highwayman's profit.
Hadrian. Why is Venus painted naked?
Epictetus. All the loves are painted naked as well as Venus, and because naked beauty pleases most; but it ought not to be done.
Hadrian. Why did Venus marry Vulcan?
Epictetus. To show how hot love is.
Hadrian. Why was she squint-eyed?
Epictetus. Because her loves were depraved ones.
Hadrian. What is love?
Epictetus. The trouble of a peaceful breast; modesty or shame in a