A. At ſixteen I began to think of a man; at ſeventeen I loved a man; at eighteen I ſigh'd for a man; at nineteen I ſent for a man; and at twenty I ran away with a man.
Q. How do you employ your time now?
A. I ly in bed till noon, dreſs all the afternoon, dine in the evening, and play at cards till midnight.
Q. How do you ſpend the Sabbath?
A. In chit-chat.
Q What do you talk of?
A. New faſhions and new plays.
Q. How often do you go to church?
A. Twice a year, or oftener, as my huſband gives me new clothes.
Q Why do you go to church when you have new clothes?
A. To be admired by the men, to ſee other folks finery, and to ſhow my own; and to laugh at thoſe ſcurvy out of faſhion creatures who come there for devotion.
Q. Pray, Madam, what books do you read?
A. I read Plays and Romances.
Q What ſort of people do you converſe with?
A. Thoſe