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THE ICONOCLASTIC RUSTIC

AND

THE APROPOS ACORN


Reposing ’neath some spreading trees,
A populistic bumpkin
Amused himself by offering these
Reflections on a pumpkin:
"I would not, if the choice were mine,
Grow things like that upon a vine,
For how imposing it would be
If pumpkins grew upon a tree.”

Like other populists, you'll note,
Of views enthusiastic,
He’d learned by heart, and said by rote
A creed iconoclastic;

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