THE BURGLAR'S STORY.
When I became eighteen years of age, my father, a distinguished begging-letter impostor, said to me, "Reginald, I think it is time that you began to think about choosing a profession."
These were ominous words. Since I left Eton, nearly a year before, I had spent my time very pleasantly, and very idly, and I was sorry to see my long holiday drawing to a close. My father had hoped to have sent me to Cambridge (Cambridge was a tradition in our family), but business had been very depressed of late, and a sentence of six months' hard labour had considerably straitened my poor father's resources.
It was necessary—highly necessary—that I should choose a calling. With a sigh of resignation, I admitted as much.
"If you like," said my father, "I will take you in hand, and teach you my profession, and, in a few years perhaps, I may take you into partnership; but, to be candid with you, I doubt whether it is a satisfactory calling for an athletic young fellow like you."
"I don't seem to care about it, particularly," said I.
"I'm glad to hear it," said my father; "it's a poor calling for a young man of spirit. Besides, you have to
