CHAPTER XXXVIII.—pp. 276-281.
"Whom the Lord Loveth he Chasteneth"—Did God "Create" Hell?—Uncritical Ignorance the Bed-Rock of Sacred Lies—The Wooden-legged Liar of Antietam—A Living Hell—Testimony that God can Indeed Make Hell.
CHAPTER XXXIX.—pp. 282-289.
God an Affair of the Enterics—Prayer Degrading—The Danger of Too Many Praying at Once—Christ's Second Coming Precipitated—Difficulties in the Way of Prayer—Jehovah's Autograph—His Efforts in the Epistolary Line—The "Prayer of Jesus, the Son of Mary."
CHAPTER LX.—pp. 290-295.
Which Verson of the "Lord's Prayer" does the Lord Prefer?—Divergent Readings of the "Lord's Prayer"—Two Versions of the Decalogue—The Resurrection of the Marquis of Anglesey's Leg—Grander than the Resurrection and Nobler than Prayer—My Salvation—Is Heaven Worth the Going to?—Measurement of the New Jerusalem—Written Warranty to Give Away 99 of my 100 Rooms—If there be Hell, "then Heaven too is Hell."
CHAPTER XLI.—pp. 296-302.
Aversion to be Considered Sacrilegious—How Jehovah Punished Titus for Sacrilege—The Increased Distance Between Heaven and Earth—The Gnat that Ate the Brain of Titus—The Louse a Distinctive Mark of "the Finger of God"—The Solid Earth not Stable—Improvements in the Earthquake since the Days of Korah, Dathan, and Abiram—Quiet Death—Prepared for the Gnat of Titus or the Earthquake of Korah—Peroration Addressed to Jehovah.
