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THE

HISTORY

OF

JOHN CHEAP

The Chapman.

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PREFACE.

JOHN CHEAP the Chapman, was a very comical ſhort thick fellow, with a broad face and a long noſe; both lame and lazy, and ſomething leacherous among the laſſes: He choſe rather to ſit idle than work at any time, as he was a hater of hard labour. No man needed to offer him cheeſe and bread after he curſt he would not have it; for he would blush at bread and milk, when hungry, as a beggar doth at a baubee. He got the name of John Cheap the Chapman, by his ſelling twenty needles for a penny, and twa leather laces for a farthing.

He ſwore no oaths but one, which was, let me never ſin.

He uſed no imprecations, But let me neither cheat nor be cheated, but rather cheat, &c.

He gave bad council to none but children, to burn the bone-combs, that their mother might buy another when he came again.

He never fought with any but dogs, and the good wifes' daughters in their daffing, and that's not dangerous.