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CANTO I.]
HUDIBRAS.
151

'Twas this made vestal maids love-sick,
And venture to be buried quick.[1]
Some, by their fathers and their brothers,[2]
To be made mistresses, and mothers;[3]
'Tis this that proudest dames enamours 405
On lacqueys, and varlets-des-chambres;[4]
Their haughty stomachs overcomes,
And makes 'em stoop to dirty grooms,
To slight the world, and to disparage
Claps, issue, infamy, and marriage.[5]410
Quoth she, These judgments are severe,
Yet such as I should rather bear,
Than trust men with their oaths, or prove
Their faith and secrecy in love.
Says he, There is a weighty reason 415
For secrecy in love as treason.
Love is a burglarer, a felon,
That in the windore-eye[6] does steal in
To rob the heart, and, with his prey,
Steals out again a closer way, 420
Which whosoever can discover,
He's sure, as he deserves, to suffer.
Love is a fire, that burns and sparkles
In men, as naturally as in charcoals,
Which sooty chemists stop in holes, 425
When out of wood they extract coals;[7]
So lovers should their passions choke,
That tho' they burn, they may not smoke.

  1. By the Roman law vestal virgins, who broke their vow of chastity, were buried alive. See the story of Myrrha in Ovid. Metam. (Bohn's Ovid's M. p. 359).
  2. The marriage of brothers and sisters was common amongst royal families in Egypt and the East.
  3. Probably alluding to Lucretia Borgia, daughter of Pope Alexander VI., whom Roscoe (Leo X. App.) has attempted to defend against these charges.
  4. Varlet is the old form of valet. Thus knave, which now signifies a cheat, formerly meant no more than a servant.
  5. That is, to be indifferent to the consequences of illicit amours; the absence of marriage and legitimate offspring on the one hand, and the acquisition of claps and infamy on the other.
  6. Thus spelt in all editions before 1700 for "window," and perhaps most agreeably to the etymology, See Skinner.
  7. Charcoal is made by burning wood under a cover of turf and mould, which keeps it from blazing.