TIBERIUS SMITH
"At that we all stalked forward a few paces with the best lilt of the whole piece pealing from our ruby lips. Then came the welcome order to stand aside, and the faithful old picture-gallery began to squirt photos on the cliff. What with the howling of the ballet, the hoarse cries of Jones, the bugle-calls and prancing pictures, the brownies were held up for fair. And the funny part of it was, our allies were as scared as the enemy.
"'See 'em run!' cried Banana Jones.
"Then, just as the old One Hundred and Fortieth Infantry began tramping by, we all, with one common impulse, insane with elation, charged the paralyzed ranks in the brush. With one long-drawn-out screech they fled, but not before one beggar gave me a cut in the leg with a big cheese-knife. Tiberius would run amuck, and soon distanced us, the twinkling and clanging of his tin suit only revealing his whereabouts. When the company caught up with him he was trying to lift a good-sized chest in his arms.
"'It's probably full of tortillas,' remarked the pirate, after we had returned to the hotel.
"'I think, children, it's their war-chest,' gasped Tiberius, who had been unable to carry it alone.
"We tore off the cover and there were rows upon rows of yellow wafers. We divided 'em up equally and Jones said each one's share amounted to about fifteen hundred dollars.
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