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In Other Words

The ways of being humorous
Are not so very numerous;
They’ll laugh until they’re crying
When you’re guying
New Rochelle;
And nearly all humanity
Will giggle at profanity—
The whole entire gamut
Clear from ‘‘——— —”
Down to “———.”

CHORUS
You can always get a laugh with that—
Never try to hit the crowd above the hat,
If you want to get ’em shrieking,
Imitate a lady speaking—
You can always get a laugh with that.

DANCE

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