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“Simplicity”

AD PUERUM
Horace: Book I, Ode 38.
“Persicos odi, puer apparatus—”
The Persian pomp and circumstance are things I do not like;
I shall not buy a motor-car while I possess a bike;
I will not buy a Panama to place upon my head,
A simple sennitt bonnet, boy, purchase for me instead.

For such a thatch will do for you as it has done for me—
An ordinary straw hat, for a dollar thirty-three.
Then to the coolest bar in town for some Milwaukee liquor
Where I may watch the ball-game—as it comes over the ticker.

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