THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF PLODKINS.
Which—life or death? 'Tis a gambler's chance!
Yet, unconcerned, we spin and dance,
On the brittle thread of circumstance.
I understand that Plodkins is in the habit of referring skeptical listeners to me, and telling them that I will substantiate every word of his story. Now this is hardly fair of Plodkins. I can certainly corroborate part of what he says, and I can bear witness to the condition in which I found him after his ordeal was over. So I have thought it best, in order to set myself right with the public, to put down exactly what occurred. If I were asked whether or not I believe Plodkins' story myself, I would have to answer that sometimes I believe it, and sometimes I do not. Of course Plodkins will be offended when he reads this, but there are other things that I have to say about him which will perhaps enrage him still more; still they are the truth. For instance, Plodkins can hardly deny, and yet
