"Absolutely not!" agreed Archie, cordially. "It's all a mistake, old companion, as I was trying to"
"Cut it out!"
"Oh, right-o!"
"You've seen the photographs at the station. Do you mean to tell me you see any resemblance?"
"If ye plaze, sorr," said Officer Cassidy, coming to life.
"Well?"
"We thought he'd bin disguising himself, the way he wouldn't be recognised."
"You're a fool!" said the captain.
"Yes, sorr," said Officer Cassidy, meekly.
"So are you, Donahue."
"Yes, sorr."
Archie's respect for this chappie was going up all the time. He seemed to be able to take years off the lives of these massive blighters with a word. It was like the stories you read about lion-tamers. Archie did not despair of seeing Officer Donahue and his old college chum Cassidy eventually jumping through hoops.
"Who are you?" demanded the captain, turning to Archie.
"Well, my name is"
"What are you doing here?"
"Well, it's rather a longish story, you know. Don't want to bore you, and all that."
"I'm here to listen. You can't bore me."
"Dashed nice of you to put it like that," said Archie, gratefully. "I mean to say, makes it easier and so forth. What I mean is, you know how rotten you feel telling the deuce of a long yarn and wondering if the party of the
