5 goodbrother to you ?
A.He is my father.
Q.How many holes are there in a hen's doup ? A. Two.
Q. How prove you that ?
A. There is one for the dung, and ano- ther for the egg.
Q. What is the best method of catching rogues ?
A. There is none so fit as a rogue him- self
Q. Where was the usefulest fair in Scot- land kept.
A. At Mullgay.
Q. What sort of commodities were sold there.
A. Nothing but ale and wicked wives.
Q. How was it obolished ?
A. Because those that went to it once, would go to it no more.
