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up his arms to keep off the stick, as a used to do, there was he, drawing 'em all abroad!—and a said 'Don't ye—don't ye—I can't zee! If 'tis light, I be dark!' 'Oh, zays I, 'my dear, you ben't, to be zure.' 'Ees,' says he, 'I be, zure enough.' Well, I was agushed—zo I put down the stick, and looked to his eyes, but I could 'nt zee nort in 'em.' 'Zo,' zays I, 'why there's nor in your eyes, Jahn; you'll be better by'm bye.' Zo I got un up, dressed un, and tookt un to the winder 'There,' zaid I, 'Jahn, can't you zee now?' But no, a zaid, a could 'nt. 'Then,' zays I, 'I know what 't is. 'Tis your zight's a-turned inward.' Zo I took't a pair of zizzers, not sharp-tapped ones, yer honor, and poked to his eyes to turn the zight outward agio—but I couldn't. Well, then I brought un down stairs into this here room, yer honor. 'Zo,' zays I, 'Jahn, can't ye zee in this room, neither?' and a zaid an, a could n't. Well, then I thought of the picturs—he was always cruel vond of picture—thinks a, pr'aps a may zee they; an I tookt 'em up to thin. 'There,' zays I, 'Jahn, don't ye zee the pictur?—'tis Taffy riding upon his goat.' But a zaid no, a couldn't. Zo then a tookt un up to t'other pictur. 'There'—Sir, he was always very vond of thin—and I pushed his nose close to un; 'there,' zays I, 'to be sure you see this pictur, can't ye? But a zaid no. 'Why,' zaid I, ''t is Joseph and his brethren; there they be—there he twelve of 'em—can't ye zee ne'er a one of 'em?' But a zaid no, could n't zee none of 'em. 'Then,' says I, ''tis a bad job your zight's a-turned inward.' Zo we pomsterred with un a bit, and then tried some doctor's trade, but it did n't do no good: and, at last, we was told there was a vine man at Exeter vor zitch things—zo we zent un up to he. Well—there—the Exeter doctor zeed us, and tookt his box of tools, and zarched about his eyes a bit; and, then a zent un home with this word, that he couldn't do un no good, and nobody else could do un no good.'


We bring our 'drawer' to a close, for the present, with the subjoined 'Lines on the Weather,' written in the north temperate zone. Their publication would be unseasonable at a later period, and typographical circumstances have prevented their appearance in preceding pages:

Sweet Summer, come! Why linger on the way,While, cold and sad, we mourn thy long delay?     What fearest thou?No more rude Winter scowls upon the land;The earth is fair; Spring, with a flowery hand,     Has decked her brow.The waving woods, arrayed in leafy green,Spread their green boughs, and court thy warm embrace,     Thy balmy air:The verdant lawn prepares the carpet soft,On which thy glowing foot has trod so oft,And quivering branches scatter from aloft     Their blossoms fair.Summer! oh haste, these blushing sweets to see,And budding fruits, hat perish but for thee!     Come beaming forthFromt he deep shade of ever-blooming bowers,And pour the spicy breath of southern flowers     O'er the sad north!This was a spring-tide wish, when breezes chill,And frosts untimely, shivered down the hill:Warm Summer heard the call, and straitway came,With eye of lightning, and with bredth of flame:The chill north winds, that met the sultry blast,Were driven back to arctic realms at last,     And sighing low,Swept round the frozen zone, o'er icy beds,Where Winter, stern and unrelenting, spreads     Eternal snow.And we, sad mortals! doomed to dire extremes,Are scorching, melting, 'neath the fervid beamsOf summer's fiery sun; and faintly call,'Oh! for some ice, to cool our lips withal!'Oh! for some clouds athwart the burning sky,Filled with kind showers; for mother earth is dry;And Thirst, insatiate, opes his panting mouth,To mutter vengence on on the flaming south!Ah, dire extremes! Scarce can cold winter leave us,Ere summer comes, with heat, drought, dust, to grieve us!

Thus much for our 'pot-luck.' Perhaps it will stand in some rank of praise, in its very humble class of dishes; but if, as is likely, there should be any disagreement concerning it, among readers and correspondents, they must 'settle the hash' among themselves.