foolish than a sheep before half an hour is over! I read so fast in church that no one can understand me, but he talks quietly, and yet just listen to what he is saying!"
And in fact the poor devil was scratching his head so hard that he was nearly knocking his hat off.
"Hold on, soldier!" he exclaimed. "You and I seem to run on and on and never get anywhere. We're all tangled up."
"I don't know about you, but there's no tangle I can't get out of."
"But look here; I asked you whether the miller was a good man or not, and see where you've led me!"
"Then let me ask you a question: is water good or not?"
"Water? What's the matter with water?"
"But if there was kvass[1] about you would turn up your nose at water, wouldn't you? Water would seem tasteless, then, wouldn't it?"
"Yes, perhaps it would."
"And if there was beer on the table you wouldn't drink kvass, would you?"
"No, certainly not."
"And if some one brought you a mug of gorelka you wouldn't look at beer, eh?"
"You're quite right."
"Very well then, you see!"
- ↑ Kvass: a foamy, fermented drink, made of brown flour and hops.
