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2. To A. T. M.

See where the K., in sturdy self-reliance,

Thoughtful and placid as a brooding dove

Stands, firmly sucking, in the cause of science,

Just such a peppermint as schoolboys love.


Suck, placid K.: the world will be thy debtor;

Though thine eyes water and thine heart grow faint,

Suck: and the less thou likest it the better;

Suck for our sake, and utter no complaint.


Near thee a being, passionate and gentle,
Man’s latest teacher, wisdom’s pioneer,

Calmly majestically monumental,

Stands : the august Telepathist is here.


Waves of perception, subtle emanations,

Thrill through the ether, circulate amain;

Delicate soft impalpable sensations,

Born of thy palate, quiver in his brain.


Lo! with a voice unspeakably dramatic,

Lo! with a gesture singularly fine,

He makes at last a lucid and emphatic

Statement of what is in that mouth of thine.