Page:Lapsus Calami 4th Ed.djvu/30

16

He looked as he does when he's writing verse,
Or endeavouring not to swear and curse,
Or wondering where he has left his purse:
 Indeed it was a sombre ride.

I spoke of the weather to Mr B.:
But he neither listened nor spoke to me:
I praised his horse, and I smiled the smile
Which was wont to move him once on a while;

I said I was wearing his favourite flowers:
But I wasted my words on the desert air,
For he rode with a fixed and gloomy stare:
I wonder what he was thinking about:
As I don't read verse, I sha'n't find out:
It was something subtle and deep, no doubt,
 A theme to detain a man for hours.

Ah ! there was the corner where Mr S.
So nearly induced me to whisper "yes":
And here it was that the next but one
Proposed on horseback, or would have done,
 Had his horse not most opportunely shied;
Which perhaps was due to the unseen flick
He received from my whip: 'twas a scurvy trick,
But I never could do with that young man:
I hope his present young woman can.
Well, I must say, never, since time began,
 Did I go for a duller or longer ride.

He never smiles and he never speaks:
He might go on like this for weeks: