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THE MAN WHO KNEW COOLIDGE
to a Welcome Mammy Free Feed, to the value of not over forty-seven cents.

Pretty damn' thoughtful, eh? and good advertising.

As I say, here was this elegant place, and they had a full orchestra, playing Southern airs, and at one end there was a reading and club room all with velvet chairs—a kind of an alcove railed off with velvet ropes—where you could go up after supper and read the home papers—they had the papers from Omaha and Hartford and Winona and Kalamazoo and all those places. And after supper, as you left the place, every man was presented with a free cigarette, two toothpicks and a copy of the Gospel of St. Mark; and every lady was presented with a peppermint candy in a glassy-paper wrapper, and a free powder puff, all free.

And did it please the customers? Say, did it! Well, you take just for an example—

Mame and I had just started throwing the chow