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"You haven't got any buckwheat cakes?" I says.
"No sir, there ain't any buckwheat cakes on the menu this morning," he says, "but we got corn cakes."
"Well," I says to him, "if you haven't got any buckwheat cakes—"
"You haven't got any buckwheat cakes?" I says.
"No sir, there ain't any buckwheat cakes on the menu this morning," he says, "but we got corn cakes."
"Well," I says to him, "if you haven't got any buckwheat cakes—"
