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LOVE AMONG THE CHICKENS
| The Best Man. | Just a moment. Look here, I've got a new idea. The best ever, 'pon my word it is. I'm going to start a duck farm and run it without water. What? You'll miss your train? Oh, no, you won't. There's plenty of time. My theory is, you see, that ducks get thin by taking exercise and swimming about and so on, don't you know, so that, if you kept them on land always, they'd get jolly fat in about half the time—and no trouble and expense. See? What? You bring the missus down there. I'll write you the address. Good-by. Bless you. Good-by, Mrs. Garnet. |
| The Bride and Bridegroom | (simultaneously, with a smile apiece). Good-by. |
[They catch the train and live happily ever afterwards.]
