was set forth in the drawing-room, with unusual taste and ceremony. But Mrs. Todgers soon joined him; and the bachelor cousin, the hairy young gentleman, and Mr. and Mrs. Spottletoe, arrived in quick succession.
Mr. Spottletoe honoured Jinkins with an encouraging bow. "Glad to know you, Sir," he said. "Give you joy!" Under the impression that Jinkins was the happy man.
Mr. Jinkins explained. He was merely doing the honours for his friend Moddie, who had ceased to reside in the house and had not yet arrived,
"Not arrived, Sir!" exclaimed Spottletoe, in a great heat.
"Not yet," said Mr. Jinkins.
"Upon my soul!" cried Spottletoe. "He begins well! Upon my life and honour this young man begins well! But I should very much like to know how it is that every one who comes into contact with this family is guilty of some gross insult to it. Death! Not arrived yet. Not here to receive us!"
The nephew with the outline of a countenance, suggested that perhaps he had ordered a new pair of boots, and they hadn't come home.
"Don't talk to me of Boots, Sir!" retorted Spottletoe, with immense indignation. "He is bound to come here in his slippers then; he is bound to come here barefoot. Don't offer such a wretched and evasive plea to me on behalf of your friend, as Boots, Sir."
"He is not my friend," said the nephew. "I never saw him."
"Very well. Sir," returned the fiery Spottletoe. "Then don't talk to me."
The door was thrown open at this juncture, and Miss Pecksniff entered, tottering, and supported by her three bridesmaids. The strong-minded woman brought up the rear; having waited outside until now, for the purpose of spoiling the effect.
"How do you do, ma'am!" said Spottletoe to the strong-minded woman in a tone of defiance. "I believe you see Mrs. Spottletoe, Ma'am."
The strong-minded woman, with an air of great interest in Mrs. Spottletoe's health, regretted that she was not more easily seen. Nature erring, in that lady's case, upon the slim side.
"Mrs. Spottletoe is at least more easily seen than the bridegroom, Ma'am," returned that lady's husband. "That is, unless he has confined his attentions to any particular part or branch of this family, which would be quite in keeping with its usual proceedings."
"If you allude to me, Sir" the strong-minded woman began.
"Pray," interposed Miss Pecksniff, "do not allow Augustus, at this awful moment of his life and mine, to be the means of disturbing that harmony which it is ever Augustus's and my wish to maintain. Augustus has not been introduced to any of my relations now present. He preferred not."
"Why, then, I venture to assert," cried Mr. Spottletoe, "that the man who aspires to join this family, and 'prefers not' to be introduced to its members, is an impertinent Puppy. That is my opinion of him!"
The strong-minded woman remarked with great suavity, that she was afraid he must be. Her three daughters observed aloud that it was "Shameful!"
"You do not know Augustus," said Miss Pecksniff, tearfully,
