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THE EXCURSIONIST

Tripper Wilhelm: "First Class to Paris."

Clerk: "Line blocked."

Wilhelm: "Then make it Warsaw."

Clerk: "Line blocked."

Wilhelm: "Well, what about Calais?"

Clerk: "Line blocked."

Wilhelm: "Hang it! I must go somewhere! I promised my people I would."

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