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"Ah, that! A simple visit to the dentist, c'est tout. My tooth, it aches. I go there. My tooth, it is at once better. I think to return quickly. The dentist, he says No. Better to have it out. I argue. He insists. He has his way! That particular tooth, it will never ache again."
Caroline collapsed rather like a pricked balloon.
We fell to discussing Ralph Paton.
"A weak nature," I insisted. "But not a vicious one."
"Ah!" said Poirot. "But weakness, where does it end?"
"Exactly," said Caroline. "Take James here—weak as water, if I weren't about to look after him."
"My dear Caroline," I said irritably, "can't you talk without dragging in personalities?"
"You are weak, James," said Caroline, quite unmoved. "I'm eight years older than you are—oh! I don't mind M. Poirot knowing that———"
"I should never have guessed it, mademoiselle," said Poirot, with a gallant little bow.
"Eight years older. But I've always considered it my duty to look after you. With a bad bringing up, Heaven knows what mischief you might have got into by now."
"I might have married a beautiful adventuress," I murmured, gazing at the ceiling, and blowing smoke rings.
"Adventuress!" said Caroline, with a snort. "If we're talking of adventuresses———"
She left the sentence unfinished.
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