"Yessir!" the other partner shouted. "Let's just hear you do it!"
"I said I could if I wanted to," responded Roderick. "I didn't say I would."
"Yay! Knows he can't!" sneered Sam.
"I can, too, if I try."
"Well, let's hear you try!"
So challenged, the visitor did try, but, in the absence of an impartial jury, his effort was considered so pronounced a failure that he was howled down, derided, and mocked with great clamours.
"Anyway," said Roderick, when things had quieted down, "if I couldn't get up a better show than this I'd sell out and leave town."
Not having enough presence of mind to inquire what he would sell out, his adversaries replied with mere formless yells of scorn.
"I could get up a better show than this with my left hand," Roderick asserted.
"Well, what would you have in your ole show?" asked Penrod, condescending to language.
"That's all right, what I'd have. I'd have enough!"
"You couldn't get Herman and Verman in your ole show."
"No, and I wouldn't want 'em, either!"
