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He's Neither Braw Nor Bonnie
When you're feeling cranky
And as mad as you can be,
Just gang out and take a walk
And see what you can see.
Be sure and look at the posters
That's around about the town,
Especially if it's near time
For Lauder coming 'round.
And as mad as you can be,
Just gang out and take a walk
And see what you can see.
Be sure and look at the posters
That's around about the town,
Especially if it's near time
For Lauder coming 'round.
Chorus
For you'll laugh and you'll roar
When Harry you see,
And if you don't it's about time
A doctor you did see,
For he's neither braw nor bonnie,
But it's just like this you see,
Guid gear put in sma packages,
That's the reason he's wee.
For you'll laugh and you'll roar
When Harry you see,
And if you don't it's about time
A doctor you did see,
For he's neither braw nor bonnie,
But it's just like this you see,
Guid gear put in sma packages,
That's the reason he's wee.
So mind, and gang an see him
When he comes to town;
And just as sure as anything
He'll turn away that frown;
For fun and mirth he can't be beat,
So when you're feeling blue
Just gang and see our Harry
And he surely will cure you.
When he comes to town;
And just as sure as anything
He'll turn away that frown;
For fun and mirth he can't be beat,
So when you're feeling blue
Just gang and see our Harry
And he surely will cure you.
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