NONSENSE VERSES
If you don't own a fleet,
You must take a back seat,
And I'll be the boss of the show."
You must take a back seat,
And I'll be the boss of the show."
Said a man with a face full of woe,
"There's a riddle I want much to know;
How is it that I'm
To sail five boats at a time?
And that is what's troubling me so."
"There's a riddle I want much to know;
How is it that I'm
To sail five boats at a time?
And that is what's troubling me so."
Said a man, "If my boat had a jigger
I could cut a most elegant figger;
I'd sail forward and back
Without making a tack,
And I'd feel about twenty times bigger."
I could cut a most elegant figger;
I'd sail forward and back
Without making a tack,
And I'd feel about twenty times bigger."
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