ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS
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Pun-job is Sikh, Sikh, Sikh!
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
A non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization
MALACLYPSE the Younger, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
HIGH PRIEST
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THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT
K±Official Business ( ) Surreptitious Business
Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable): n/a
( ) The Golden Apple Corps **) House of Disciples of Discordia: The Bureaucracy, Bureau of: DOGMAS
( ) Council of Episkoposes: Office of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE ( ) Drawer °
HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
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Today’s DATE: Day of the Carrot Yesterday’s DATE: yes
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Originating CABAL: JOSHUA NORTON CABAL - San Francisco
TO: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation
Brother Ram,
Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own.
ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love) in the eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE. Then She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of whorehouses (which certainly would get a rise from the male population). I figure it to be this in particular because MADAM reads the same forwards and backwards. And further, it is a term of great respect, similar to SIRE.
And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around for 3125 years.
FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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KALLISTI
HAIL ERIS
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
Safeguard this Letter it may be an IMPORTANT DOCUMENT
Form No.: O.D.D. IIb/ii.1·37 D.VVM. 3124
