The Words of the Illumined
WHY ARE WE HERE?
Have you ever secretly wondered why the Great Pyramid has five sides — counting the bottom?
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THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GUIDE IN YOUR LIFE!
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Yes, I’d Like To Know the Five Simple Actions
that Will Turn Me Into a “Mental Wizard” in a
Single Weekend!
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Principia Discordia or How I found Goddess
and what I did to Her when I found Her
Wherein is explained absolutely everything
worth knowing about absolutely anything
— THE GODDESS ERIS PREVAILS —
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RATED Ⓧ...NATURALLY
SUPPRESSED KNOWLEDGE
HYGIENE
The Lord promised: “Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall...” —I Kings 14:10. (This unsanitary practice caused serious erosion of the mud walls).
GRAND OPERA
“Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.” —Isaiah 16:11.
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Face to face with the mighty forces and elements
of nature, the thoughtful man fearlessly
contemplates his place in the great cosmic scheme.
— POEE —
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WARNING!
Prolonged use in a darkened room may induce hallucinations or trigger undesired side effects. Should not be used in the presence of persons subject to epilepsy.
