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INCLUSIVE EDITION, 1885-1918
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Three hundred pounds per annum spent On making brain and body meeterFor all the murderous intent Comprised in "villanous saltpetre!"And after?—ask the YusufzaiesWhat comes of all our 'ologies.
A scrimmage in a Border Station— A canter down some dark defile—Two thousand pounds of education Drops to a ten-rupee jezail—The Crammer's boast, the Squadron's pride,Shot like a rabbit in a ride!
No proposition Euclid wrote No formulæ the text-books know,Will turn the bullet from your coat, Or ward the tulwar's downward blow.Strike hard who cares—shoot straight who can—The odds are on the cheaper man.
One sword-knot stolen from the camp Will pay for all the school expensesOf any Kurrum Valley scamp Who knows no word of moods and tenses,But, being blessed with perfect sight,Picks off our messmates left and right.
With home-bred hordes the hillsides teem. The troop-ships bring us one by one,At vast expense of time and steam, To slay Afridis where they run.The "captives of our bow and spear"Are cheap, alas! as we are dear.
