report, and I didn’t do it. This leaves the intelligence officer; I’m positive that he wouldn’t do it. There may be a single answer everyone is overlooking, but as of now the charred grass roots from Florida are still a mystery.
Writing an official report on this incident was difficult. On one side of the ledger was a huge mass of circumstantial evidence very heavily weighed against the scoutmaster’s story being true. On our second trip to Florida, Lieutenant Olsson and I heard story after story about the man’s aptitude for dreaming up tall tales. One man told us, “If he told me the sun was shining, I’d look up to make sure.” There were parts of his story and those of the boy scouts that didn’t quite mesh. None of us ever believed the boy scouts were in on the hoax. They were undoubtedly so impressed by the story that they imagined a few things they didn’t actually see. The scoutmaster’s burns weren’t proof of anything; the flight surgeon had duplicated these by burning his own arm with a cigarette lighter. But we didn’t make step one in proving the incident to be a hoax. We thought up dozens of ways that the man could have set up the hoax but couldn’t prove one.
In the scoutmaster’s favor were the two pieces of physical evidence we couldn’t explain, the holes burned in the cap and the charred grass roots.
The deputy sheriff who had first told me about the scoutmaster’s Marine and prison record had also said, “Maybe this is the one time in his life he’s telling the truth, but I doubt it.” So did we; we wrote off the incident as a hoax. The best hoax in UFO history.
Many people have asked why we didn’t give the scoutmaster a lie detector test. We seriously considered it and consulted some experts in this field. They advised against it. In some definite types of cases the lie detector will not give valid results. This, they thought, was one of those cases. Had we done it and had he passed on the faulty results, the publicity would have been a headache.
There is one way to explain the charred grass roots, the burned cap, and a few other aspects of the incident. It’s pure speculation; I don’t believe that it is the answer, yet it is interesting. Since the blades of the grass were not damaged and the ground had not been
