Verges.
If you heare a child crie in the night you must call to the nurse, and bid her still it.
Watch.
How if the nurse be asleepe and will not heare vs?
Dog.
Why then depart in peace, and let the childe wake her with crying, for the ewe that will not heare her Lambe when it baes, will neuer answere a calfe when he bleates.
Verges.
'Tis verie true.
Dog.
This is the end of the charge: you constable are to present the Princes owne person, if you meete the Prince in the night, you may staie him.
Verges.
Nay birladie that I thinke a cannot.
Dog.
Fiue shillings to one on't with anie man that knowes the Statutes, he may staie him, marrie not without the prince be willing, for indeed the watch ought to offend no man, and it is an offence to stay a man against his will.
Verges.
Birladie I thinke it be so.
Dog.
Ha, ah ha, well masters good night, and there be anie matter of weight chances, call vp me, keepe your fellowes counsailes, and your owne, and good night, come neighbour.
Watch.
Well masters, we heare our charge, let vs go sit here vpon the Church bench till two, and then all to bed.
Dog.
One word more, honest neighbors. I pray you watch about signior Leonatoes doore, for the wedding being there to morrow, there is a great coyle to night, adiew, be vigitant I beseech you. Exeunt.
Enter Borachio and Conrade.
What, Conrade?
Watch.
Peace, stir not.
Bor.
Conrade I say.
Con.
Here man, I am at thy elbow.
Bor.
Mas and my elbow itcht, I thought there would a scabbe follow.
Con.
I will owe thee an answere for that, and now forward with thy tale.
Bor.
Stand thee close then vnder this penthouse, for it drissels raine, and I will, like a true drunkard, vtter all to thee.
Watch.
Some treason masters, yet stand close.
Bor.
Therefore know, I haue earned of Don Iohn a thousand Ducates.
Con.
Is it possible that anie villanie should be so deare?
Bor.
Thou should'st rather aske if it were possible anie villanie should be so rich? for when rich villains haue neede of poore ones, poore ones may make what price they will.
Con.
I wonder at it.
Bor.
That shewes thou art vnconfirm'd, thou knowest that the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloake, is nothing to a man.
Con.
Yes, it is apparell.
Bor.
I meane the fashion.
Con.
Yes the fashion is the fashion.
Bor.
Tush, I may as well say the foole's the foole, but seest thou not what a deformed theefe this fashion is?
Watch.
I know that deformed, a has bin a vile theefe, this vii. yeares, a goes vp and downe like a gentle man: I remember his name.
Bor.
Did'st thou not heare some bodie?
Con.
No, 'twas the vaine on the house.
Bor.
Seest thou not (I say) what a deformed thiefe this fashion is, how giddily a turnes about all the Hot-blouds, betweene, foureteene & fiue & thirtie, sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoes souldiours in the rechie painting, sometime like god Bels priests in the old Church window, sometime like the shauen Hercules in the smircht worm-eaten tapestrie, where his cod-peece seemes as massie as his club.
Con.
All this I see, and see that the fashion weares out more apparrell then the man; but art not thou thy selfe giddie with the fashion too that thou hast shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?
Bor.
Not so neither, but know that I haue to night wooed Margaret the Lady Heroes gentle-woman, by the name of Hero, she leanes me out at her mistris chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good night: I tell this tale vildly. I should first tell thee how the Prince Claudio and my Master planted, and placed, and possessed by my Master Don Iohn, saw a far off in the Orchard this amiable incounter.
Con.
And thought thy Margaret was Hero?
Bor.
Two of them did, the Prince and Claudio, but the diuell my Master knew she was Margaret and partly by his oathes, which first possest them, partly by the darke night which did deceiue them, but chiefely, by my villanie, which did confirme any slander that Don Iohn had made, away went Claudio enraged, swore hee would meete her as he was apointed next morning at the Temple, and there, before the whole congregation shame her with what he saw o're night, and send her home againe without a husband.
Watch.1.
We charge you in the Princes name stand.
Watch.2.
Call vp the right master Constable, we haue here recouered the most dangerous peece of lechery, that euer was knowne in the Common-wealth.
Watch.1.
And one Deformed is one of them, I know him, a weares a locke.
Conr.
Masters, masters.
Watch.2.
Youle be made bring deformed forth I warrant you,
Conr.
Masters, neuer speake, we charge you, let vs obey you to goe with vs.
Bor.
We are like to proue a goodly commoditie, being taken vp of these mens bils.
Conr.
A commoditie in question I warrant you, come weele obey you. Exeunt.
Enter Hero, and Margaret, and Vrsula.
Good Vrsula wake my cosin Beatrice, and desire her to rise.
Vrsu.
I will Lady.
Her.
And bid her come hither.
Vrs.
Well.
Mar.
Troth I thinke your other rebato were better.
Bero.
No pray thee good Meg, Ile weare this.
Marg.
By my troth's not so good, and I warrant your cosin will say so.
Bero.
My cosin's a foole, and thou art another, ile weare none but this.
Mar.
I like the new tire within excellently, if the haire were a thought browner: and your gown's a most rare fashion yfaith, I saw the Dutchesse of Millaines gowne that they praise so.
Bero.
O that exceedes they say.
Mar.
By my troth's but a night-gowne in respect of yours, cloth a gold and cuts, and lac'd with siluer, set with pearles, downe sleeues, side sleeues, and skirts, round vnderborn with a blewish tinsel, but for a fine queint gracefull and excellent fashion, yours is worth ten on't.
Bero. God
