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The Merry Revenge, or,

munificence, had charged the gentleman that was ill, the same of his ordinary, (although he never tasted of it) as he did all the rest, viz. a shilling for eating: what, says the gentleman, do you charge me a shilling for eating; I suppose you mean for not eating; you know very well I never sat down to your ordinary nor came near the table. I cannot help that, sir, replies the landlord, you said you came to dine with me, and had a knife and fork laid ready for you, and there was victuals enough, so that if you did not chuse to eat, that was no fault of mine; you were in the same company, and I should have been as well pleased if you had eaten a hearty dinner as none at all; it makes no difference to me; and I must not break through an established custom.—Very well (replies the gentleman) if it be an established custom, I do not desire you so much as to crack upon my account——So they paid their reckoning, and away they went, but not very well pleased, as we may suppose, with the landlord's imposition, but when they were upon the road home again, say(illegible text)