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Joe's Stomach in Tune.
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him, so putting their horses up, they all walked about the garden till dinner was ready, when Joe mounted the stage, without the least regard to either fear or mercy. The first thing that came upon the table was a dish of soup; Joe chose not any of that; he said it was too washy, and had no substance in it, but there being about nine or ten people more, besides the {{reconstruct}five}}, the soup was pretty well finished, and then comes a buttock of boiled beef, with carrots and greens; Joe fastens on this, and at the first stroke he cuts off a slice all round the whole piece, full two inches thick, and because it was too broad for his plate, he divided it in four quarters, and began to lay about him with a vengeance, saying, there was some meaning in a good piece of beef, and the first piece he put in his mouth, he swore it was very good, and he believed he should make his dinner on't. The company were all amazed when they looked upon his plate, and saw how he shovelled it into his mouth, and began to carve for them (illegible text) as they could, lest they should not