goods in our little Registership; which goods she, in case the house took fire, had, in the first place, to secure. I ordered her, in stormy nights (the peculiar thief-weather), to put our Eolian harp in the window, that so any villanous prowler might imagine I was fantasying on my instrument, and therefore awake: for like reasons, also, to take the house-dog within doors by day, that he might sleep then, and so be livelier at night. I farther counselled her to have an eye on the focus of every knot in the panes of the stable-window, nay, on every glass of water she might set down in the house; as I had already often recounted to her examples of such accidental burning-glasses having set whole buildings in flames. I then appointed her the hour when she was to set out on Friday morning to follow me; and recapitulated more emphatically the household precepts, which, prior to her departure, she must afresh inculcate on her domestics. My dear, heart-sound, blooming Berga answered her faithful lord, as it seemed very seriously: “Go thy ways, little old one; it shall all be done as smooth as velvet. Wertthou but away! There is no end of thee!” Her brother, my brother-in-law the Dragoon, for whom, out of complaisance, I had paid the coach-fare, in order to have in the vehicle along with me a stout swordsman and hector, as spiritual relative and bully-rock, so to speak; the Dragoon, I say, on hearing these my regulations, puckered up (which I easily forgave the wild soldier and bachelor) his sunburnt face considerably into ridicule, and said: “Were I in thy place, sister, I should do what I liked, and then afterwards take a peep into these regulation-papers of his.”
“O!” answered I, “misfortune may conceal itself like a scorpion in any corner: I might say, we are like children, who, looking at their gaily-painted toy-box, soon pull off the lid, and, pop! out springs a mouse who has young ones.”
“Mouse, mouse!” said he, stepping up and down. “But, good brother, it is five o’clock; and you will find, when you return, that all looks exactly as it does today; the dog like the dog, and my sister like a pretty woman: aliens done!” It was————————1. The more Weakness the more Lying: Force goes straight; any cannon-ball with holes or cavities in it goes crooked.
