simply as a most careful, industrious, silent, saving machine, which cared not a jot for anybody in particular, but never wanted any spur to its own mechanical duty. It was never known to do a turn of work not legitimately its own, though mathematically exact in its proper office. But after I came here with my sister, a helpless cripple, we found out that the mathematical machine was a man, with a soft, beating heart. He was called upon to lift me from the carriage, and he did it as tenderly as a woman. He took me up as a mother lifts her child from the cradle, and I reposed passively in his strong arms, with a feeling of perfect security and ease.
From that day to this, Ben has been a most devoted friend to me. He watches for opportunities to do me kindnesses, and takes from his own sacred time to make me comforts. He has had me in his arms a hundred times, and carries me from bed to couch like a baby. I positively blush in writing this to you. You have known me to be a man for years, and here I am in arms again!
Ben’s decent, well-controlled self-satisfaction, which almost amounts to dignity, is gone like a puff of smoke, at the word “Shanghai.” Poor fellow! He once had the hen-fever badly, and he don’t like to recall his sufferings. The first I knew of it was by his starting and changing color one day, when I was reading the news from China to Kate in the garden, he being engaged in tying up a rose-bush close by. Kate saw his confusion, and smiled. Ben, catching the expression of her face, looked inconceivably sheepish. He dropped his ball of twine, and was about to go away, but thinking better of it, he suddenly turned and said, with a grin and a blush,—
“Ye’ll be telling on me, Miss Kathleen! so I’se be aforehond wi’ ye, and let Mr. Charlie knaw the warst frae my ain confassion, if he will na grudge me a quarter hour.”
I signified my wish to hear, and with much difficulty and many questions wrung from him his “confassion.” Kate afterwards gave me her version, and the facts were these:—
He persuaded Kate to let him buy a pair of Shanghais.
“But don’t do it unless you are sure of its being worth while,” Kate charged him; “because I can’t afford to be making expensive experiments.” Ben counted out upon his fingers the numberless advantages.
“First, the valie o’ the eggs for sale, (mony ane had fetched a dollar,) forbye the ecawnomy in size for cooking, one shell handing the meat o’ twa common eggs. Second, the size o’ the chickens for table, each hen the weight o’ a turkey. Third, for speculation. Let the neebors buy, and she could realize sixty dollar on the brood o’ twal’ chicks; for they fetched ten dollar the pair, and could be had for nae less onywheres. Every hen wad hae twa broods at the smallest.”
Kate doubled, but handed over the money. The next day she was awaked from a nap on the parlor sofa by a most unearthly music. There was one bar of four notes, first and third accented; bar second, a crescendo on a long swelled note, then a decrescendo equally long.
“Why,” she cried, “is that our little bull-calf practising singing? I shall let Barnum know about him. He’ll make my fortune!”
Ben knocked at the door, presented a radiant grin, and invited inspection of his Shanghais. Kate went with him to the cellar. There stood two feathered bipeds on their tip-toes, with their giraffe necks stretched up to my sister’s swinging shelf where the cream and butter were kept. It spoke well for the size of their craws certainly, that, during the two minutes Ben was away, they had each devoured a “print” of butter, about half a pound!
“Saw ye ever the like o’ thae birds, Miss Kathleen?” began Ben, proudly.
“My butter, my butter!” cried Kate.
Ben ran to the rescue, and having removed everything to the high shelf, he came back, saying,—
“It was na their faut. I tak shame
